A woman is in a coma. As two nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath, one of them notices that when she washes the woman’s "private area," there is a slight response on the monitor. They explain to the woman’s husband what happened, telling him, "Crazy as it sounds, maybe oral sex will bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the curtains for privacy, and besides, it’s worth a try. The man finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room. After a few minutes, the woman’s monitor flat-lines. The nurses rush into the room, and the husband, pulling up his pants, says, "I think she choked."
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