Circumcised (this is priceless!)

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to
find
out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had
just
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to
telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and
returned to
his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went
back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis
hanging
out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And
she
told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up
from school."