Ole is visiting Lena while her policeman husband is working the graveyard shift. They are covered in whipped cream and enjoying the fruits. The cop is relieved early for Christmas Eve and comes home unexpectantly, surprising our pasionate couple.  "Lena, Lena, whur do I hide?"  "Quick like a bunny, Ole, jump in the closet!"  Ole jumped so quick, he didn't quite get all the way into the closet before Lena slammed the door in front of him, catching his balls in the door. Ole just bite his tongue and clenched his fists, afraid to open the door and drag himself all inside.

As the policeman came up the stairs, he heard the comotion and saw the fluffy white balls hanging near the door knob. "What's this on the door knob, honey?" he asked.  "Oh, I was decorating the tree and was going to hang those Christmas Bells on the tree boughs," she replied.  So the cop nudges the 'bells' with his billy club and nothing happened.  "They don't ring like jingle bells," he said, as he took a rather healthy swing.

From within the closet came a resounding, "YEEE-SUS KEE-RYYST!!!  Yingle, Yingle, Yingle."  I don't think Ole cleared the fence that night.