Choosing a Wife  


   There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.  So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

   The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much."

   The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

   The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest.  She says, "I am  investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

   The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.  He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

That joke reminds me of that show "The Bachelor."   I watched the first show when they paraded all the girls out and thought to myself "just wait, he'll marry the one with the biggest tits," and mentally picked her out.  I turned on the final show (no need to watch  the ones in the middle), and damn if he didn't choose her.  

I guess they had to go through the motions though, because it would have been a pretty short series if they just measured bra sizes on the first show and said "here, you win" to the girl with the best chest.  Besides, that's what Howard Stern's "E" show is for.