A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
>sex in quite some time.
>
> She decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor
>recommended
>that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Prease, take off aww
>your crohse"
>The woman did as she was told.
>Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
>Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery,! reery fass back to me."
>So she did..
>Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.You haf
>Ed
>Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
>Worried, the woman asked "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary
>Disease?"
>Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is whenyour face
>look Ed Zachary like your ass.