When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to
> >find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The
> >following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
> >Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or
> >putting it another way...Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from
> >the forms. Be sure to check out # 11 - it takes the prize and # 3 is
> >runner up.
> >
> >1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
> >fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
> >child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
> >
> >
> >
> >2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> >being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> >provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
> >if this helps.
> >
> >
> >
> >3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> >conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
> >with a man I met that night I do remember that the sex was so good that
> >I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
> >his phone number? Thanks.
> >
> >
> >
> >4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
> >BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
> >Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
> >he's had it replaced.
> >
> >
> >
> >5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
> >awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
> >immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
> >
> >
> >
> >6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
> >do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
> >for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
> >country. Please advise.
> >
> >
> >
> >7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
> >same to me.
> >
> >
> >
> >8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
> >can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
> >borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
> >
> >
> >
> >9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
> >World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> >
> >
> >
> >10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
> >for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
> >If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
> >at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
> >
> >
> >
> >11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
> >when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
> >
> >Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to support these dim
> >bulbs.