A chicken farmer went to a local bar ... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me .... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses, the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

One day, a farmer was standing outside his house near the road.  Along came one of the farmer's chickens. The farmer said "Good morning" to the chicken.  The chicken responded:  "Good Morning", and they began to chat away amiably.  (This chicken was a talking chicken, by the way.)

A few minutes later, a hooker came along and said to them:  "Hey, how about a lay?"  

"Not with my wife you don't!", said the farmer.