A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am."

The man replies "Well please wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"