This is not an erotic joke.  However.....I thought it was a funny story.  See if you enjoy it, too.  One's got to love the "drunk" tales.     Love ya' lots........Gordon


I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.  A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and shots.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before.  I took a bus home.

Sure enough, I passed a DUI checkpoint.  As it was a bus, they waved it through.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.  I have never driven a bus before, and am not sure where I got it..!!