Cheating

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip,
got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to
his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his
wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.  Quietly, arriving at the house, the husband and the
cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights , yanked
the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife
shouted..."Don't do it.." This man has been very generous. I
lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packers
Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club
membership and he even pays the monthly dues".
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered
the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket, before he catches a cold".