There once was a geezer called Dave
Who dug up a prostitutes grave
She was rotten as shit
And missing a tit
But look at the money he saved.

That smelly old crotch that he craved
The oder he willingly waved
You'll have to admit
Some kind of a twit
To risk the dangers he braved.

His last name used to be Johnson
Til his johnson went rotten
And he had to submit
His dick to omit
And now he's known only as Dave.