There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.
>   A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant and the
>   husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
>   alone at a nearby table.
>
>   The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
>
>   "Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
>to
>   drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear she hasn't
>been
>   sober since."
>
>   "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on
>celebrating
>   that long"?