This guy walks into this house of horizontal recreation and asks the proprietor if he could get any thing for $2.00. He thinks for a second and says yeah, we had one of our girls die a few days ago and she's in the backroom. You can have her for $2.00. So the guy goes back there and comes out in about 20 minutes.
The proprietor asks, how was it? The guy says ok but her nose kept running. The proprietor says oh, that's probably cuz she's full !!