A boy walking down the street with his mom and dad is coin flipping a nickel. With each toss the coin goes higher and higher.
Then, as he looks up to track the nickel, the coin drops into the boy's mouth. He starts to choke. A woman nearby sees the emergency, rushes over and says she can help.
She grabs the boy by his testicles, twists them firmly one way, then the other and the coin pops right out. The stunned and grateful parents address the woman, "That was amazing! What kind of doctor are you?"
The woman replies, "Oh, I'm not a doctor -- I'm a divorce lawyer."
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