A friendly warning!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally

and by hand.This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK

from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone

else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out

your private life completely. If you should come into contact

with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the

nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest

acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those

who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends - If you do not have 5 friends you

have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY. Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that LAGER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. And remember, I have passed this on because I CARE.