One evening the wife told her husband that she was disappointed with the small size of her breasts and that she wanted to get implants so as to make them larger. The husband thought for a minute and then said “You don’t need to do that. All you need to do is to take some tissue and rub it between your tits every night.” The wife looked puzzled and said “I don’t understand. How is that going to make my tits larger?” The husband replied “Well, I don’t really know. But you’ve been doing it all these years with your ass and look how large it’s gotten.”

Remember ladies, I am only the messenger. Ciao!