>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.
>>
>>        A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. Turned
>> on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet
>> parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
>> company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
>> front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
>> scoots back the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because
>> she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
>> husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with the man
>> in hot pursuit.
>>
>>      Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the
>> house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that
>> her husband will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
>> my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I
>> took
>> so long," he says, as they drive away "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
>> bed. Had to poke at her with a broom to get her to come out! She tried
>> to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
>> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat
>> ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard for the night!"
>>
>>
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>>        The cabdriver hit a parked car...