> CAT HEAVEN
>
> A cat died and went to heaven.  God met her at the Pearly Gates and said,
> "You have been a good cat all of these years.  Anything you want is yours
> for the asking."
>
> The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm
> and slept on hard wooden floors.  I would like a real fluffy pillow to
> sleep on."
>
> God said, "Say no more."  Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
>
> A few days later six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to
> heaven together.  God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the same
> offer that he made the cat.
>
> The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives:  from cats,
> dogs
> and even people with brooms.  If we could just have some little
> roller-skates, we would never have to run again."
>
> God answered, "It is done."  All the mice had beautiful little
> roller-skates.
>
> About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.  He found her sound
> asleep on her fluffy pillow.  God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is
> everything OK?  How have you been doing?  Are you happy?"
>
> The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL.  I have never been so happy in my
> life!  My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals-On-Wheels you have been
> sending over are delicious."