Two redneck buddies were sitting at a bar sharing a couple of beers. One of them turned to his friend and said “You know, I can’t understand women. Even if you do what they ask you to do, you still can’t please them.” “How so is that?” asked his buddy.
“Well,” said the first guy “ my fiancée told me that she would like it if I got more involved with her family. So, I started fucking her sister, and now she’s pissed off at me.”