A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

* Tourist: $5
* Broiled Missionary: $10
* Fried Explorer: $15
* Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politician?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."