One day at lunch littly Johnny asked one of the kids at school a question. "If you woke up in the middle of the forest, covered in KY Jelly, naked in a sleeping bag, and your ass was killing you, would you tell anybody?"
"No, I'd be embarrassed."
"Wanna go camping?"
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