A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he  noticed a  camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept  there. The nervous sergeant said, well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here  on the post and no women and sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's  why we have the camel. The Captain says, I can't say that I condone  this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.  

About a month later, the Captain starts having  his own urges, crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to  bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain  stands on the ladder,pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex  with the camel, when he's done, he asks the Sergeant, is that  how the men do it?No not really, sir..........They usually just  ride the camel into town where the girls are.