The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three

finalists.Two men and a woman.



For their final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.


"We must know that you will follow your

instructions, no matter what the circumstances.

Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

You must kill her!"



The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."



The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home."



The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes.

Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.

"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."



The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.

Take your wife and go home."



Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the instruction to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Soon shots were heard, one shot after another.

Then they heard screaming, crashing, banging,

and thumping on the walls and floor.



After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.



She wiped the sweat from her brow, caught her

breath and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks."

"I had to beat him to death with the chair."



Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.