President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that

Bush and Rumsfeld  sitting over there?"

The bartender  says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a

real honor! . What are  you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million

Muslims  and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why

kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you

no one  CARES about the 140 million Muslims!"