A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
Fresh from his triumph, Ky boy goes to his favorite burrito joint only to find it closed. "Closed indefinitely. Manager killed in gunfight." So Ky boy goes to MacDonalds instead. That one's closed, too. "Closed until further notice. Manager killed in gunfight."
Sorry to kill your buzz berny, but we do need these folks unless you're willing to work a second job in the service industry.
...the Mexican and the Iraqi may have worked at these fast food joints, but not as managers. And even if they were the managers, don't think for a minute that the joints would be closed. Bernie's joke was gold; these last two posts were stupid.
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