She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to me this very moment!" Thinking it's his lucky day, he stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?" "The egg timer is broken," she replied.
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