After waiting 6 months for his new Harley to arrive Johnny was really excited to be able to take delivery.  It was getting cold out and the snow was scheduled to start flying, but Johnny had to get on the road and feel the thrill of the new bike.  He couldn't wait 'til next year.  He bought a new leather jacket with the Harley colors, and a matching pair of leather pants, a black full-faced helmet and a nice pair of black leather gloves.

As he left the shop it was starting a freezing drizzle and at freeway speed the freezing rain leaked through the zipper in the jacket and the pants and was soaking Johnny with cold wetness that was beginning to freeze.  He stopped and being an intelligent sort, deceided to turn the pants and jacket around to eliminate the leakage.

He was back on the freeway in no time at all, but it was getting colder and ice was forming on the road.  At the next stoplight Johnny was not able to stop and collided with the rear of a truck.

An ambulance arrived shortly to see the truckdriver attending to the first aide.  "How we doing here?" asked the paramedic.  "Oh, it looked like he was doing fine, but by the time I got his head turned around the right way, he was dead."