A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. At the stool next to him a man sat there with his drink. Every few seconds the man would make a light spitting sound (pffft!) and would say, "Boy can she drive!"

After listening to this for a bit, the first man asked, "Hey  buddy. What's up? You keep spitting and muttering about her driving."

The second man replied, "Well, there was this hot broad with a a Corvette, and we go to talking about cars, and she said she could out drive me. I said if she could out drive me I would eat every hair out of her pussy."

"Pffft! Boy can she drive!"