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luisn10 250 Reviews 7673 reads
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Old guy tries to pick up 21 year old hot blonde in a hotel lobby bar.
He uses this old line - "Where have you been all my life?".
She fires back - "Well, for the first 2/3 of it I was not born yet"!
Question - How old is the old guy?

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GaGambler187 reads

which means before her birthday last month the math "almost" worked out.

 
And I am NOT too old for her. lol

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luisn10221 reads

did you do the math or are you guessing ... what is the answer

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luisn10240 reads

2/3 of 63 is 42 not 21 ... nice try but you flunked my class

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nevertoolarge203 reads

21 years is 2/3rd of his life she wasnt alive yet  .. so  he has been alive for 1/3 more .. so   21 /  3/2 =    31.5  

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mrfisher189 reads

If she was born when he was twenty-one, then she'd be about 11 now, not 21.

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crsm27186 reads

WRONG....

His line was "where have you been all of MY life".... so speaking of himself.

And she replied 2/3 of it I wasn't born.

So yeah... answer is 63.

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Robertini191 reads

on the math and everything.  
It's supposed to be a joke.  
What's wrong with you people?

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mrfisher193 reads

For example, people don't all count the same in every land.

 
In fact, I've heard that in some countries, girls are 8 before they're 7.

Crazy huh?

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impposter213 reads

It can even be titillating!

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mrfisher183 reads

Why did 5 come before 6?

 
Because he saw 7,8,9.

 
8o)

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impposter196 reads

Abbott and Costello; Laurel and Hardy; Martin and Lewis; Bob and Ray; Hope and Crosby; Statler and Waldorf; ... mrfisher and impposter? Are we ready to take this show on the road?

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: Here's another from the 5th grade:...
Why did 5 come before 6?  Because he saw 7,8,9.

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