Scandinavian Humor borrowed from Twin Cities Board


Sven, Ole and Lena (Ole's girlfriend of some 26 years now) are sitting in a fine restaurant eating lefse, meatballs, lutefisk and something in a light brown sauce when suddenly Lena begins to cough and turn blue in the face.  She stands up clutching and pointng at her throat.

"Lena," says Sven, "can you breathe?"
Lena shakes her head frantically.

"Lena," says Sven, "are you choking?"  
Lena nods emphatically as she gets more and more panicked.

At that point Sven gets behind her, pulls up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue up the length of her ass crack.  Lena is so shocked that she screams and whatever was blocking her throat comes flying out of her mouth.

"Sven," says Ole, looking admiringly at his friend, "dat was sure impressive.  Sure I've heard about dat dere Hind Lick Maneuvre, but dat's the first time I've ever seen it done."