25yrs as a Border Patrol agent and tonight was his last night on the job. Reflecting back on his 25yrs he was sorry to think that the majority of his time was spent apprehending Jose, over 200 times. Anyway last night on the job he gets in his truck and starts his patrol. He comes up on this bush and there is Jose hiding again. He pulls Jose from the bush and tells him "Jose, tonight is your lucky night, I'm not gonna send you back if you can use these 3 English words in a sentence ok?" Jose answers "si, i can do it" The agent tells him the 3 words are green, pink and yellow. Jose thinks for a minute and says "ok, ready, the phone it green, I pink it up, I say yellow" The agent shakes his head gets in his truck and drives off.