A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his infidelity. He takes out his penis, waves it at her and tells her she knows what she can do. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man’s pecker, before tossing it out the window of the car.
Driving behind the car is a guy in a pickup truck with his 10-year-old daughter chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the flesh-javelin smacks the pickup’s windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks, "Daddy, what in the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his daughter to sex at such a tender age, and having no way of explaining the horrible act that had transpired in the car ahead, he replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says, "It sure had a big dick!"