Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged  
attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had  
done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as  
Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the  
upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is  
reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Luella has been charged
with a Misdewiener.

OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to
somebody