gorgeous young blonde woman gets sick and tired of men trying to pick her up in bars because she's beautiful, blonde, and so men thought she was easy.
One day, she decides to show everyone. She goes home and decides to smarten herself up. She decides to learn the capitals of all the fifty states. Week after week she practices until she knows them all. Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds and guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her. The lovely blonde says emphatically, "But I'm not just beautiful! I'm smart too!!" "Yeah, yeah. I believe you," says the young stud. "Now let's go."
Again she protests. "No, really I am smart. I know the capitals of all the
states." The guy starts walking away, getting sick of her.
She follows him. "Really, go ahead ask me a state. I'll give you its capital
and show you how smart I am."


Just to get rid of her, the guy says, "Fine. What's the capital of New
Mexico? The breathtaking blonde looks at him proudly and says. "New Mexico has two capitals: 'N' and 'M'."