A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them & stands
them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard
men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching
drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled &backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches
the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My
car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell
are these obscene cardboardpictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo!!!" said the blonde, " those are my emergency flashers!"