A police officer was interrogating three blondes who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he
shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This
is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That is easy, we will catch him fast because
he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well ... uh ... that is because the picture shows
his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He would be too
easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What is the matter with you two? Of
course, only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it is a picture of
his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him?" He quickly adds" ... think hard before giving me a
stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm ...
the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really does not
know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer ... wait here for a few minutes while I check his
file and I will get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
cannot believe it, it is TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That is easy," the blonde replied. "He can not wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear.