Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of sub zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, "I've had it. I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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