A naive young gal was having lunch with a girlfriend who was a bit older than she was. After a bit, the younger gal confided to her friend that her life was boring and that she was getting a bit depressed. She mentioned that her husband had lost interest in sex and that it was frustrating. The older gal said to her “Well, that’s life. Sometimes you just have to suck it up and move on.”
A few weeks later the two gals met again. The younger gal blurted out to her friend “I want to thank you. Your advice really worked.”
“I’m not sure what you mean.” said the older gal.
“Well” continued the younger gal “when my husband came home from work the other day, I met him at the door, knelt down in front of him, pulled down his pants, took his penis in my mouth and started sucking. And wow, did it ever get up! After that, we moved on to dinner.”

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