THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.............



One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her
friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother
replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK.. the Mummy and Daddy take off All
of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then
Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how
you get babies."

Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said,
"Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's
how you get jewelry."