A lady is being examined by her gyneocologist and she notices him making some strange faces during the examination.  After the exam the doctor tells her everything is ok and he sees nothing wrong.

"Then why were you making such strange faces?" she asks.
He says, "I cant' really say, it wouldn't be professional."
"Doctor you have to tell me." she says.
"Well," he says, "don't take this the wrong way but in all 30 years of practice you have the bigest pussy I have ever seen."

Well the lady gets in a big huff and storms out of his office very upset.  As she is driving home it is really bugging her.  When she gets home she goes into the bedroom and lays a mirror on the floor, gets undressed, and then straddles it.  Shes checking herself out when all of a sudden her husband walks in and says, "Honey, what the hell are you doing?"

Embarrased, she thinks and says "Umm.... I'm just doing some exercises."

"Well be careful," he says, "so you don't fall in that fucking hole."