Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American Indians. After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.

She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress. His reply was, “Me have only one squaw, me only one feather.”

She asked another brave; feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, “Ugh, me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws.”

Still not convinced, the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

“Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?” The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, “Me Chief, me fuck’em all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck’em all.” Horrified Ms. Walters stated, “You ought to be hung.” The Chief replied, “You damned right me hung……..Big like buffalo, long like snake.”

Ms. Walters cried, “You don’t have to be so hostile.” The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style, me fuck’em all.”

With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters exclaimed, “Oh dear.” The Chief said, “No deer……me no fuck deer, asshole too high, and run too fast, no fuck deer.”