Dear Reyer School:
      God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old, and live at
the county home for the aged. All my family are gone. It's nice to know that someone thinks of me. May God bless you for your kindness to a forgotten old lady.
      My  roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but she would never let me  listen to it. The other day, her radio fell and broke into lots of pieces. It was awful.  Then she realized that I have a radio now and asked if she could listen to mine.
     I said fuck you.

  Sincerely,
  Edna Johnson >>