> THE VALUE OF UNDIES
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> > > > > > Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working
> > > > > > under your vehicle...especially in public.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story
> > > > > > of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart
> > > > > > only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
> > > > > > while he fixed the car there in the lot.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The wife returned later to see a small group of people
> > > > > > near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of
> > > > > > male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
> > > > > > the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
> > > > > > private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
> > > > > > stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped
> > > > > > forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked
> > > > > > everything back into place. On regaining her feet she
> > > > > > looked across the hood and found herself staring at
> > > > > > her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
> > > > > > however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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