A guy goes into a bar and orders a bourbon and coke so the bartender places an apple on the bar. The guy says I ordered a drink not an apple and the bartender says "try it, I make them special"! So he takes a bite and says, "that's straight bourbon". Bartender says "turn it around" and the guy says "wow! That tastes like coke". The routine continues with other patrons to their amazement, all the apples taste like the drinks they ordered with liquor on one side and the mixer on the other. Finally, a guy comes to the bar after watching for a while and says "Do you have an apple that tastes like pussy?" The bartender says sure and places an apple on the bar. The guy takes a bite and says, "that tastes like shit!" The bartender says, "turn it around!"