Excerpted from an article which appeared
in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.


Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately.  The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the
bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.  As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:  IRELAND'S LARGEST
SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING