A man was lingering down Sukhumvit, Bangkok, Thailand, on his very first evening where he met the most gorgeous girl he had ever seen.

She smiled, he smiled and everything ended up in the often heard question: pai dooai mai (may I go with you)?

In the hotel- room he asked her about the prices politely. She offered him a hand- job for 500 US$.

'500 US$?! No hand job on this planet is worth it!" the man gasped.

The lady asked him to come to the window: 'Do you see the apartment- house here and the tower block over there? They all belong to me. It is because I am doing an extraordinary hand job.' She smiled gently.

The man was swept off his feet. 'Damned, I will try it.'

Later sitting on the bed the man had to admit that it had been the most outstanding hand job in his whole life.

The next day he met her again in the hotel room. Jokily he asked her: 'And a blow job is 1,000 US$?'

'Oh, no, 1,500.' she replied. Again he could not believe it: 'A blow job could never cost that much!' he said unbelievingly.

'Come to the window. Do you see the mall- complex here and the department store over there? They all belong to me. It is because I am doing an extraordinary blow job.' She smiled even more gently.

Stunned the man said: 'Prove it!'

With weak knees he was convinced that this had been the most unbelievable blow job he had ever had.

He could not help it: 'What about the pussy? What is the price for the pussy?'
'Please come to the window. Do you see Bangkok there, all the lights and all the buildings?'

'And this all belongs to you?' the man spluttered.

With the most gentle smile she answered: 'No, but it could, if I only had a pussy!'