An old drunk is sitting at the end of the bar at this run-down tavern.  A woman walks in wearing a tank top and immediately sits.  She raises her arm to wave HI to the drunk.  She doesn't shave her armpits and a huge hunk of hair sticks out.

The drunk calls the bartender over and says, "Buy the ballerina a drink."  The bartender sets the drink down and the woman again waves at the drunk.  He calls the bartender again and says to buy her another one.  The bartender says, "Sure, but I gotta tell you, she's not going that good."

The drunk says, "Hey, any woman who can kick her let that high deserves a drink."