Well, I'm nearing completion on my study of internet sex and am ready to report that it is, as a bottom line, very distasteful. I gave it my best shot, checking out every avenue to see where it would lead. I find that about half of what is available is bait to draw us stupid men into pay-per-view cam sites, or to join chat groups for big fees. Some are just scams to get credit card numbers. Some sell X rated videos and all of them are funny when run backwards because they are the same both ways. I found that there are local scams that go on in every town across America, where men are lured to an address, then robbed of their money, perhaps beaten severely. There are bait and switch scams where a beautiful picture lures a man to a location, then is pounced upon by Methusela's mother. There are traps where the girl's boyfriend jumps out of the closet with a camera, there are vengeful women that spread VD intentionally. There are Law Enforcement people that pose as prostitutes to catch Johns, and pose as Johns to catch prostitutes, then let them go the next day???

There are women that pose as sex starved nymphomaniacs to get men to give them our credit card for a fake site with their nude pictures, but nobody does anything about it. They send out the same enticing emails over and over and over. The number of real women looking for real men must be very small, or the population must be very sick. The men on these sites are really perverted and totally stupid with their genital pictures. I was totally blown away by how dumb this all was. What are they thinking? Do you clowns really think women get off looking at your hard-on?

For your private information, I have primarily observed and not excessively participated in anything. I am a typical husband. Just curious as to what this stuff actually was. Curiosity runs on the male side of our family, to an occasional fault. I have seen enough of this side of the internet and have decided that there should be a limit to "free speech" permissiveness as it could be more aptly described as "freedom of theft". I have concluded that there should be an across the board restriction of nudity as an "R" rating, except for medical or educational purposes. I guess me and Huckabee are buddies. I'm going to start campaigning as soon as I can find an organization to join. This is a filthy rip-off business that is misrepresenting a respectable age old business.

In furthering my PHD studies in the internet's skuzzier side, I scanned through all of the countries of the World here on Craigslist erotic section W4M and concluded the following:

1. They use the same exact scam all over the World. Bare asses all look the same.

2. The sales pictures are almost all identical, but France is far more artistic. There is a great deal of room for improved marketing.

3. Prices are almost identical at $300/ hour, except Mexico, which is half-price for Americans.

4. All providers are 22-24, slender and beautiful, and wear thongs.

5. Sometimes the same woman is in many different places at the same time.

6. American women are always more expensive. Logically.

7. There are some countries that do not have this activity, and they are the ones with the open-minded attitudes. Wait.... Huh?

8. Sweden has no hooker ads, no handguns, free medical, but is overrun with alcoholism. Wait just a minute.......

9. Australia appears to be the no-porn country of choice. They all look at each other upside down all the time. Must get so boring that sex lacks it's luster.

10. South Africa has 1 ad per month, they are all American blondes. Perhaps AIDS might cure sex for cash?

11. American blondes ARE really dumb, it's not a joke.

12. Grade school girls uniforms are thought to be sexy by most prostitutes.

13. The United States has millions more hookers than any other country in the World.

14. There are more sex ads in Minneapolis alone than the rest of the World combined.

15. Men are unbelievably gullible. I now understand the overpopulation problem and predict it's demise.

16. In summary, I surmise that the United States of America, with it's widespread illicit sexual activity will surpass Africa with it's AIDS pandemic, and everyone with a libido will be dead in 7-10 years, given you don't have a bank full of cash like Magic Johnson.

17. Good thing I'm just a silly-butt oldfart. I'm going to mortuary school. I see a future there. Soylent Green Rises Again!

18. Free sex is gratuitously accepted by this writer. Please bring your Free Clinic paperwork, your boney ass, a big smile, your toys of choice and wait in line.