Dear Santa,  
 I want a dick. I want to know what it’s like to have carte blanche to be an ass hole. I want to spend my days looking for someone to touch my dick, lick my dick, someone to stick my dick in. I just want to be a DICK!  
   
 fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la  
   
  I want to stroke my dick, piss with my dick. I just want a dick.  
   
 My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick.  
   
 It’s all about my dick!  
   
 If I harasses some ladies or waste their time. Tough shit Santa. It’s OK cuz I’m a DICK!  
 Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la  
   
 My dick , my dick , my dick, my dick.  
 It’s all about my DICK!