Have you ever wondered as to the origin and the symbolism of the angel sitting atop the Christmas tree? Well, here's the real story.
It was the week before Christmas and everything was going to hell for Santa. Mrs. Claus was having a PMS episode beyond belief and letting Santa know about it. In addition, there were power failures in the toy shop and a number of the elves had gone on strike for more money. To top it off the reindeer had gotten a flu bug and were shitting all over the place. And of course the phone was falling off the hook with stores from around the world calling to see when their orders were going to arrive. At the height of this insanity, there was a pounding at the door. Santa stormed to the door and threw it open. In the doorway there stood an angel with a Christmas tree. The angel asked Santa "Where do you want to put this?"
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